本故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,实属偶然,呵呵~
某天,毛毛受到老爸的影响,开始读报了喔
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让我们吃惊道是,有时候还像诗人那样沉思
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当然,不会念的时候就会抓狂,小朋友嘛,很正常的
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这么认真干吗呢?原来瞄到了汽车广告~~哇,11万多阿?甭想了,卖了你也不值这个钱
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看吧,不一会就打哈哈了,坏的东西也跟老爸学了~~
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