编2：暴强回帖

猫耳朵

<font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">1</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">、变态楼主：养条狗和养一个男人哪个合算？</span></font></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <br/></span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">暴强回复：大婶，即使你能把男人当狗使，但你敢把狗当男人使不？ </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">2.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff">论坛楼主：听到一特好听的歌，歌词只记得是“一个芝麻糕，不如一针细”，求歌名啊！</font></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <br/>&nbsp; </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">论坛回复：你可知</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Macau</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">，不是我真姓……－</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">_</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">－ </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#339966">3.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">变态楼主：通过海南矿泉水喝死人事件，可以看到中国的食品安全堪忧，矿泉水也能喝死人？不是有</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">QS</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">标志吗？</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">暴强回复：弱弱的问一下，</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">QS</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">是不是去死的意思？ </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">4.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">变态楼主：一学生，成绩年年倒数第一，常与人打架，按领导要求老师想给学生好听一点的期末评语，怎么写啊？</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　暴强回复：该生成绩稳定，动手能力强。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966" size="2"> <br/></font></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">5.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">说说中国的</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">30</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">分钟新闻联播。</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　暴强回复：有什么说的：前十分钟，领导们很忙。中十分钟，全国人民都很幸福。后十分钟，世界上其它国家人民都生活在水深火热之中。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">6.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">变态楼主：都</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">40</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">多了还有许多事不明白该问谁？</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　暴强回复：外事问谷歌，内事问百度，房事问天涯！ </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">7.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">变态楼主：奥运口号“同一个世界，同一个梦想！”</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　暴强回复：乖乖，麻将国粹无处不在，倒过来看居然是“想摸个一筒，就是个一筒！” </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">8.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">天</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">涯楼主：从来都觉得蝎子精是整部《西游记》里最美的女人，当蝎子精把唐僧逼到床上撩拨时，我心下不住地为唐僧鼓劲：从了，从了，咱就从了吧！但关键时刻，可恶的悟空出现了……</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　　天</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">涯回复</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">12</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">：唉，要是换好色的八戒出现就好了！</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　　天</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">涯回复</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">13</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">：嗯，八戒出现了，这次改蝎子精不从了…… </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">9.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">天</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">涯楼主：怀疑老婆红杏出墙，但苦于没证据……</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　天</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">涯回复：如果你没本事做陈冠希，那就做谢霆峰吧 </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">10.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">天</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">涯楼主：我们的</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">GJ</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">到底是法制还是人治？</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　　天</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">涯沙发：不是法治，也不是人治，而是治人，并且初级阶段一百年不变……&nbsp;</span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><o></o></span></font></font>

猫耳朵

我觉得咱们国内的QS，真的差不多就是“去死”的意思

猫耳朵

<font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">11.</font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">论坛楼主：该死的理发店把我头剪坏了！大家出点损招，要求破坏性越大越好，动静越小越好，因为是我一个人去。</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　论坛地下室：半夜三更，月黑风高，静静地、轻轻地，一个人吊死在理发店门口…… </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">12.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">论坛楼主：为什么生下的孩子要跟父亲一个姓？</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　论坛沙发：因为取款机里吐出的钱归插卡人所有。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">13.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">王小丫跟陈章良结婚，请用四个字评论。</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">论坛回复：丫从良了！ </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">14.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">楼主：我已经一年滴食未进了，还是活的好好的！</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MOP</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">的网友，你们落后了，难道你们不觉得每天还要吃三餐很麻烦吗，我现在每天只需晒这么</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">10</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">几分钟太阳就几天都精力旺盛了。哎，你们真是一群凡夫俗子。</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　　回复：植物都会打字</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">.</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">汗</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">!!!</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"> </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">15.</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">中日韩三国难道非要采取敌视行为对待彼此，就不能心平气和地坐下来谈问题吗？</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　　沙发：不能！因为日</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">本人和中国人谈得投机的时候，只有当话题是关于韩国人时；日</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">本人和韩国人谈得投机的时候，只有当话题是关于中国人时；中国人和韩国人能谈得投机的时候，只有当话题是日</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">本人时！ </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">16..LZ</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">：你看我的头像牛</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">B</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">么？</span></font></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <br/>&nbsp; </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">沙发：像。 </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">17..</font></span></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">楼主：想问问各位姐妹，</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">BF</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">和前女友一起买的东西，比如对戒，项链，手环一类的，是留着还是扔掉？扔了实在是……挺贵的东西，不扔看着就闹心！</span></font></font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <br/>&nbsp; </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">沙发：庸人自扰！她的前男友你不也在用吗？</span></font></font>

carmenleon

呵呵~笑死了~[em82]

jianhong501

嘎嘎

嗲嗲猫KK

<p>[em63]</p>
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<p>回答的暴强啊~~~·</p>

逍遥猫

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8.天*涯楼主：从来都觉得蝎子精是整部《西游记》里最美的女人，当蝎子精把唐僧逼到床上撩拨时，我心下不住地为唐僧鼓劲：从了，从了，咱就从了吧！但关键时刻，可恶的悟空出现了…… <br/>　　天*涯回复12：唉，要是换好色的八戒出现就好了！ <br/>　　天*涯回复13：嗯，八戒出现了，这次改蝎子精不从了……

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<p>批示：对，人不可猪相啊！！</p>

santao

<p>第二个好冷啊,,哈哈哈哈[em82]</p>

xiangjun-w

<font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966">4.</font><font color="#339966"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">变态楼主：一学生，成绩年年倒数第一，常与人打架，按领导要求老师想给学生好听一点的期末评语，怎么写啊？</span><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy"><br/></span><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy">　暴强回复：该生成绩稳定，动手能力强。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color="#339966" size="2"> [em82]<br/></font></span>

刘鲜鲜

[em78]厉害！